"We Make Sites That Looks Like They Were Built on a Microwave"
FIND OUT WHAT MAKES A SITE SHIDDY
- My Favorite Fonts (All Comic Sans)
- Under Construction Banners Galore
- Animated Fire GIFs for Every Season
GET MORE SHIDDY INFO
- Why Tables Are the Future of Layouts
- Backgrounds that Hurt Your Eyes
- Low Prices. Lower Expectations.
- How To Write All Caps Headlines FOR NO REASON
LEARN ABOUT MIKE SHIDDY
- Self-taught on AOL 4.0
- Still uses FrontPage '97
- Background music auto-plays (because you deserve it)
- Slogan: “If it ain’t scrolling marquee, it ain’t good.”
CLIENT TESTIMONIALS
"We thought it was a joke. It was. But now we're crying."
Business Owner, Probably Regretful
"Mike used WordArt for our logo. It’s animated. It won’t stop."
Former Fortune 500 Company
"5 out of 5 on GeoCities. Would confuse again."
Webmaster69420
SHIDDY WALL OF FAME
You've Reached The End Of Shiddy. Now Let's Talk Seriously.
Now that we made you laugh and took you back to the ’90s, if you’re actually serious about NOT having a shiddy website, let us know. We’re Spotlight Media and we’ve built over 300 websites designed to make your company actually stand out. Results? Yeah, we deliver those too.
MIKE’S SECRET TIPS (ONLY VISIBLE ON NESTCAPE NAVIGATOR)
- Never align anything. Chaos = Creative.
- Use blinking text so users pay attention. Forever.
- Hide your contact button in the footer. Or don’t. Who cares.
- Center everything. Especially text that should never be centered.
- Use at least 6 fonts. Preferably in one sentence.
- Add sound. MIDI files are the gold standard.
- Have a splash page. With a loading bar. That never ends.
- Make your navigation buttons blink. People love that.
- Put everything in ALL CAPS. IT’S MORE PROFESSIONAL.
- Include a hit counter that resets every refresh. Inflate those stats.
- Break links on purpose. It builds suspense.
- Use neon green text on a red background. Accessibility is a conspiracy.
- Add a guestbook. Bonus points if it doesn’t work.
